Oh when it’s cold

And you want to go

Outside to play

And run or jump just like a goat

Just put on your coat

And when your hands

Are too cold to stand

Outside your pants

And you just need some warmth and love

Just put on your gloves.

Though you may think nudity is funny

Wouldn’t you rather be warm just like a bunny?

When it’s sunny.

So if your mom

And dad just say

“There’s no way

You’re going out of here like that”

Just put on your hat.