Puttin’ On Your Coat
To the tune of “Puttin’ On the Ritz.”
Oh when it’s cold
And you want to go
Outside to play
And run or jump just like a goat
Just put on your coat
And when your hands
Are too cold to stand
Outside your pants
And you just need some warmth and love
Just put on your gloves.
Though you may think nudity is funny
Wouldn’t you rather be warm just like a bunny?
When it’s sunny.
So if your mom
And dad just say
“There’s no way
You’re going out of here like that”
Just put on your hat.